how to watch a movie
1. Push the power button on the DVD player repeatedly.
2. Realize the DVD player isn’t plugged in.
3. Realize the DVD player isn’t connected to anything.
4. Wonder why the fuck you unhooked the DVD player in the first place.
5. Hook up the DVD player and plug it in.
6. Wonder why the fuck it still doesn’t work.
7. Unplug the DVD player and reconnect the stupid fucking thing.
8. Wonder why the color is all fucked up.
9. Repeat step 7.
10. Repeat step 8.
11. Repeat step 7.
12. Repeat step 8.
13. Unplug the DVD play and shake the fuck out of it.
14. Repeat step 7.
15. Accept the fact that the color is all fucked up and decide to watch the movie anyway.
16. Fall asleep ten minutes into the movie.
17. Wake up on the couch three hours later because you can’t feel your legs that are trapped under two big dogs.
18. Go to bed.
Like this:
- There Goes The Neighborhood… | Guapola pingbacked on 2 months ago
Can’t wait for the “Upsidedown Pineapple Guide To Life” book.
| Posted 3 months agoEspecially looking forward to the Sex and Cooking chapters.
(or Sex and Cooking chapter…)
hahahaha! I should totally do that. Although it would be more of a cautionary tale than a guide…
| Posted 3 months ago