what I learned from running a 5k
Mostly that if the zombie apocalypse comes, I hope that it’s slow moving zombies because I can’t run fast enough to get away from the speedy ones. Because seriously? That thing took forever. It was 45 minutes of hell because I suck at running. But then again, I didn’t do myself any favors by destroying my feet by wearing high heels on Friday night (while drinking a fuck ton of beer), staying up way too late on Saturday night (but it was so worth it to see James Marsters at the Buffy sing-a-long), and taking way too much allergy medicine because I couldn’t breathe. But really, I just suck at running.
So basically I learned that I need to get better at defending myself with a baseball bat because I’ll never be able to save myself by running away from anything. And that I’m really kind of dumb because I’m running another 5k on Thanksgiving morning.
If you also use the bat on the other marathoners, you’d finish better too! And it would take your mind off the pain in your feet.
Also, I’d go with a chainsaw instead of a bat. For the zombies and the marathon. But then, it’s quite possible I have issues…
| Posted 3 months, 1 week agooh, I’ll never run a marathon! why would anyone want to run for hours on end?!?!
| Posted 3 months, 1 week agoAnd the thing about the bat, it never needs maintenance. Chainsaws do.